Apple reveals another new product: iPon

On the heels of its much-heralded roll out of the iPad, Apple Computer (Cupertino,CA – APPL) has announced the release of another innovative product, the iPon™.

“This is the first product we’ve ever created that is “for women only,” said a gaunt, yet upbeat Steve Jobs.

The “implantable” MP3 player, with a unique string operated volume control, is expected to go on sale soon.