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Big “Call Me Poppa Bear” Roethlisberger parties with the Furries!

The annual “fur fest” is underway in Pittsburgh, as Furries from around the nation have groomed themselves and arrived to act like “party animals.” Among the hard core fursters was one newbie, Ben Roethlisberger.

“Part of my anti-social behavioral therapy is involved in reaching out to people who I wouldn’t normally treat with respect, such a women and people who dress like mascots. The docs thought this would be good for me. Hey, you haven’t seen a Big Beaver around here have you?”

Big Ben has dropped his normal nickname and insisted on being called “Poppa Bear.”