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Pope will return to action at The Masters

“After a tough few weeks refuting another sex scandal, The Pontiff will return to action at The Masters tournament in Augusta, along with his friend Tiger Woods.” Said a spokesman for The Holy See today.

“Pope Benedict will rely on a 12-year old caddy by the name of Billy to help him circumnavigate the challenging course. Together, they are praying to come through “Amen Corner” unscathed.

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March 30, 2010 at 6:43 am

Breaking: I was just doing full body scans. -Tiger

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January 5, 2010 at 6:51 am

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Pittsburgh Pirates Use G20 To Intro New Team!

monksIn an attempt to turn their flagging fortunes around, baseball’s worst team today used the excitement of the G20 Summit in Pittsburgh as a spring board to introduce a completely new team, made up entirely of Burmese monks.

“The chanting alone will be a big audience draw, I guarantee you!” Said reclusive Pirate owner Bob Nutting. “I mean, with these cool new swirling uniforms and this chanting, we’ll be hard to beat in 2010!”

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September 25, 2009 at 12:45 am