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Obama will swim to prove Gulf is safe. Declines to swim in Detroit and Camden.

President Barack Obama will apparently strip down to his bathing trunks and dive into the Gulf of Mexico, in a gesture meant to assure American’s that the waters there are safe for even the nation’s biggest VIP.

“The president is ready to take this leap of faith,” Said White House spokesman Robert Gibbs.

When asked if the President would visit city pools in Detroit and Camden, Gibbs demurred.

“The President realizes there are issues in those cities, but even he isn’t crazy enough to go swimming there!”

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August 15, 2010 at 3:41 am

Oil is gone. Was used to deep fat fry Southern food.

Officials in the Obama administration are applauding the “quick thinking” of the Gulf States for “using most of the Macondo well blowout oil to deep fat fry their favorite foods.”

“This exemplifies the can-do smarts of Americans,” said President Obama on Tuesday. “Give us lemons and we’ll make lemonade. Give us light, sweet crude — and we’ll make hush puppies!”