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Obama Floored


President Obama, who arrived late in the Situation Room, was forced to sit on the floor while watching the attack on Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout.

“We just ran out of chairs.” Said spokesman Larry Stokes. “The next time we have a big, ‘kill the world’s biggest terrorist sort of event,’ I have guaranteed the President that we’ll have adequate seating.”

Written by mytabloids

May 4, 2011 at 7:42 am