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Breaking: Alito actual mouthed, “No trousers”

During President Barack Obama’s first “official” State of the Union address, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito mouthed what many pundits took to be the words “not true,” when the Supreme Court was taken to task by the President over a recent ruling.

However, a My Tabloids source tells us that the Justice was actually saying, “No trousers” under his breath, the apparent punch line to a rather ranchy joke, which he was sharing with a very willing Clarence Thomas. “The fact that Justice Alito’s purported comment coincided with the President’s mention of the recent ruling is purely coincidence” said a SCOTUS spokesman, on the guarantee of anonymity.

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