Santorum’s Film Studio to remake Rosemary’s Baby

Former PA Senator and erstwhile Presidential contender Rick Santorum has taken on the decidedly un-conservative role of Hollywood studio mogul.  As the president of Echolight Studios, Rick promises “family friendly fare which will bore people to tears.”

“Our first big release will be a startling re-imagining of “Rosemary’s Baby,” in which the woman who is raped by the devil delivers the baby vaginally, raises it in the Christian tradition and home schools it —  until something horrible happens.”

Santorum said that Rush Limbaugh has been tagged to direct the epic.

“Echolight will give movie viewers options they have never dreamed out.”  Santorum said.  “Instead of CGI blockbusters with major A-list stars, we are going to deliver mediocre message movies which will never go into wide release.  And we couldn’t be more thrilled!”