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Bob Ford apologizes for defecating on statue of Mother Teresa

bob ford mayor torontoEmbattled Toronto Mayor Bob Ford, in yet another remarkable public admission, has said he was “just a little wasted” when he dropped trow and unloaded on a public statue of Mother Teresa.

“The people of Ontario just gotta understand that I’m plainspoken dude.  I’m not some silver-tongued politician.  I’m just like the voters of Toronto;  I say what I say and you can all got to hell if you don’t fucking like it you stupid bastards!!!”

Ford’s spokesman has already scheduled another news conference in which the Mayor will apologize for that remark.

Stay tuned….

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November 19, 2013 at 11:36 pm

Bob Ford Apologizes for Jesus was a Nazi Homo remark….

bob ford mayor torontoEmbattled Toronto Mayor Bob Ford, in yet another remarkable public admission, has said he was “only kidding” when he said that Jesus Christ was “just some homo Nazi from Nazareth.”  This on the heels of his “eat pussy” remarks of the previous day.

“The people of Ontario just gotta understand that I’m plainspoken dude.  I’m not some silver-tongued politician.  I’m just like the voters of Toronto;  I say what I say and you can all got to hell if you don’t fucking like it you stupid bastards!!!”

Ford’s spokesman has already scheduled another news conference in which the Mayor will apologize for that remark.

Stay tuned….

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November 17, 2013 at 9:31 pm

BREAKING: Sarah Palin announces she’s running for Vice Pope

pope palinIn a startling announcement on Sunday, former VP candidate Sarah Palin released a statement saying that she has new ambitions.

“I am making it known in Rome, and around the world, that I shall put my name in the ring for the position of Vice Pope. It is my most fervent hope that I can serve The Church in much the same way that I did the good people of Wasilla.”

There was no immediate response from The Vatican.

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February 25, 2013 at 3:30 am