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Uneasy? Or just dead? Toyota chief apologizes.

Upbeat Japanese carmaker President Akio Toyoda said today in Davos, Switzerland that he was “Sorry for making consumers ‘uneasy'” about driving one of the millions of cars his company made with potentially deadly accelerator problems.

It is unknown whether the the dead and maimed are covered by his definition of “uneasy.”

Toyoda said that, “While the problem is bad, it’s not something that some really, really big new brakes can’t solve.”


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January 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm

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