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Archive for November 2010

BREAKING: GOP wins house. Mortgage papers not clear….

Based on projections by the major news services, the Republicans will take control of the House of Representatives. However, it remains unclear whether they have paid for the House or not, and who holds the mortgage papers.

Several “robo-voters” have come forward, telling CNN that they “really weren’t sure of who, or what, they were voting for.”