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Breaking News: Sweater vests in FLA? Santorum sweats it out….

santorum sweater vestRick Santorum’s longshot gambit to parlay his Iowa “sweater vest victory” into a win in Florida has apparently fallen far short of expectations.

“The campaign realized early on that this sort of garment might not be appropriate in South Florida,” said spokesman Paul Kane, “But the Senator still insisted on his “good luck” vests. ¬†Clearly, we may have to retool in the future.”

Kane hinted that Santorum might switch to Hush Puppies and polo shirts — and that dickies were not out of the question….