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Chris Christie. Working The Cones.

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January 13, 2014 at 12:36 am

Chris Christie Exit Closed.

chris christie governor image bridgegateClearly the one exit sign that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie didn’t want to see, is the one that is now the most prominent…

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January 11, 2014 at 7:40 am

BREAKING: Christie to replace levees in NOLA

governor chris christie new jersey imageNew Jersey Governor Chris Christie had told reporters that, if things get “really bad” in New Orleans with the approaching storm Isaac, that he will personally lay down and hold the waters back.

The Army Corps of Engineers accepted the Governor’s offer and also requested that Rush Limbaugh be standing by, “In case we need to plug another huge hole.”

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August 28, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Christie: “My gut told me it was the wrong time to run!”

governor chris christieNew Jersey Governor and darling of the GOP, Chris Christie, made it official today; he will stay home and concentrate on P90X instead of running to be the President of the United States.

“Something in my gut told me; this just isn’t the right time.”

Christie’s decision has given renewed hope to Democrats, who are anxious to run against the “crazy of the week.”

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October 5, 2011 at 7:15 am