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Bob Ford apologizes for defecating on statue of Mother Teresa

bob ford mayor torontoEmbattled Toronto Mayor Bob Ford, in yet another remarkable public admission, has said he was “just a little wasted” when he dropped trow and unloaded on a public statue of Mother Teresa.

“The people of Ontario just gotta understand that I’m plainspoken dude.  I’m not some silver-tongued politician.  I’m just like the voters of Toronto;  I say what I say and you can all got to hell if you don’t fucking like it you stupid bastards!!!”

Ford’s spokesman has already scheduled another news conference in which the Mayor will apologize for that remark.

Stay tuned….


Written by mytabloids

November 19, 2013 at 11:36 pm

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