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Bob Ford Apologizes for Jesus was a Nazi Homo remark….

bob ford mayor torontoEmbattled Toronto Mayor Bob Ford, in yet another remarkable public admission, has said he was “only kidding” when he said that Jesus Christ was “just some homo Nazi from Nazareth.”  This on the heels of his “eat pussy” remarks of the previous day.

“The people of Ontario just gotta understand that I’m plainspoken dude.  I’m not some silver-tongued politician.  I’m just like the voters of Toronto;  I say what I say and you can all got to hell if you don’t fucking like it you stupid bastards!!!”

Ford’s spokesman has already scheduled another news conference in which the Mayor will apologize for that remark.

Stay tuned….

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Written by mytabloids

November 17, 2013 at 9:31 pm

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