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BREAKING: “Jesus was married. Wife drove him nuts…”

jesus wife marriedA newly revealed, papyrus fragment indicates that some early Christians might have believed that Jesus was married. The fragment, written in Coptic, a language of Egyptian Christians, says , “Jesus said to them, My wife is freaking driving me out of my mind. Give me another beer!”

While scholars still argue the point, a marriage might explain Jesus’ ultimate decision to be crucified.


Written by mytabloids

September 19, 2012 at 8:30 am

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