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BREAKING: Santorum wins weekly “Duh” award!

santorum evangelicals vote iowaIn a speech before the Values Voters summit, Rick Santorum said that “smart people will never like us.”  Well, DUH!

Christopher Gabney, who monitors “Stupid shit that people say every week” said that Santorum would be awarded his weekly “Duh” award for “Stating the obvious, in such an obvious way.”

“Clearly Rick has some sort of deep seeded dislike of smart people, which is why, years ago, he chose the Republican Party.”

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Written by mytabloids

September 16, 2012 at 5:55 am

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