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BREAKING: Christie to replace levees in NOLA

governor chris christie new jersey imageNew Jersey Governor Chris Christie had told reporters that, if things get “really bad” in New Orleans with the approaching storm Isaac, that he will personally lay down and hold the waters back.

The Army Corps of Engineers accepted the Governor’s offer and also requested that Rush Limbaugh be standing by, “In case we need to plug another huge hole.”

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Written by mytabloids

August 28, 2012 at 10:01 pm

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