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BREAKING: Mitt’s “Piss Off The World” Tour winds down.

U.S. Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is wrapping up his whirlwind tour of several foreign countries in Poland today, where he followed up on his sleights of the English and the Palestinians by pissing off the leaders of Solidarity.

“It’s been quite an exciting tour across the UK, Israel and now Poland.” Said Romney. “We came, we saw, we pissed in their corn flakes!”


Written by mytabloids

July 31, 2012 at 11:00 pm

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