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Breaking: Joe Paterno gone. Penn State makes way for Sandusky statue

paterno statue sanduskyLaborers with jackhammers and a forklift today removed the bronze statue of legendary, and now infamous, football coach Joe Paterno from its hallowed spot outside the Penn State stadium.

“We didn’t feel we could just leave it there,” Said an anonymous PSU trustee, “Because he have this Sandusky statue that has to go somewhere.”

Workers cleaned up the space, removed the back plate of surging football players which was part of the scene, and are now waiting for the Sandusky bronze.

According to information leaked to us, the statue will be smaller than the Paterno was.

“I’d say it’s about six to eight inches long.” He said.

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