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BREAKING: Romney admits, “I’m rich and you’re not!”

GOP Presidential candidate Willard Mitt Romney, exhausted from a campaign swing through Pennsylvania, apparently just broke down and finally told the truth.

“I’m rich. I have a ton of cash in numbered accounts in the Cayman Islands and in Switzerland! What’s the problem? This is the American dream! You start out with nothing, and, through hard work and perseverance, you make good.”

When reporters noted that he had started out as the rich son of a well-to-do politician, Mitt seemed perplexed.

“What’s the issue here,” Romney said, “I may have had a few “advantages,” but almost anyone in these United States could become the head of Bain Capital if they just applied themselves — like I did.”

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Written by mytabloids

July 19, 2012 at 7:29 am

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