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BREAKING: Wii Kids Piloting Drones! “It’s awesome!”

The U.S. Air Force has refused to comment, but an extensive undercover investigation has revealed that most of the drones being used to kill Al Qaeda members in the lawless border regions of Pakistan are actually being piloted by 7-year old boys, several of whom live in the same leafy suburb of Milwaukee.

“This is like so totally awesome.” Said Kenny Marlton. “I mean, I totally rocked last week. My buddy Jason and I offed like 9 Al Qaeda dudes in one freakin’ afternoon!”


Written by mytabloids

June 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm

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