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BREAKING: Neanderthals celebrated Thanksgiving!

cave art neanderthalsScientists, using a sophisticated new uranium-thorium dating technique, have absolutely verified that cave paintings in northwestern Spain were drawn by early homo sapiens who were using their hands to create the image of a turkey and its tail feathers.

“This is conclusive proof that “Thanksgiving” as we know it today, originated nearly 40,000 years ago” said paleontologist Philip Seymour Cranston.

Scientists continue to scour the ancient cave floors for any signs of pumpkin seeds or football schedules.


Written by mytabloids

June 15, 2012 at 9:08 am

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