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Eurozone crumbles. Will be rebranded as iEurozone.

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“It wasn’t so much the sovereign debt crisis which doomed the Eurozone,” said German Chancellor Angela Merkel today, “But rather the branding of the whole affair. Starting today we’ll all be much hipper — and happier!”

Word has also leaked out that iEurozone 2 may be released early this fall, with enhanced memory and a really good camera.

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Written by mytabloids

June 1, 2012 at 2:12 am

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