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BREAKING: Zuckerberg’s new wife hates his cheap-ass ring

zuckerberg chan weddingWhen Facebook billionaire Mark Zuckerberg married his long time sweetheart Priscilla Chan, he slipped a tiny gold ring on her finger with a miniscule ruby in it. No diamond. Zuckerberg apparently designed the ring himself to, “save money.” The bride’s response was not unexpected.

“What is this total piece of SHIT?”

Zuckerberg immediately unfriended his ungrateful wife, but he saved all her personally identifiable information.


Written by mytabloids

May 25, 2012 at 4:30 am

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