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BREAKING: Santorum & Romney seal it with a kiss…

Pittsburgh.

The much-anticipated meetup between Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney finally occurred last week. The published intent of the date was for Rick to “get to know” Romney better, but insiders say that was just code for “Is Mitt a good kisser?”

At the offices of Rick Santorum’s uber-short consultant John Brabender, the two men apparently sat together on a comfy couch making small talk. The discussion was “wide ranging,” but attendees, who noticed that both men seemed a bit nervous, were sent out of the room after Rick and Mitt finally made eye contact — and held hands for a long, awkward moment.

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