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BREAKING: Sarkozy out. Intends to “spend more time womanizing.”

French President Nicholas Sarkozy has been defeated by Socialist François Hollande. In a statement to Le Monde, Sarkozy expressed his deep gratitude to the French people for their support.

“Today, I am once again just like you; a citizen. And I intend to return to a rich, full life of womanizing and drinking. Merci!”

Published reports suggested that Sarkozy may have waged a more spirited campaign, but the rigors of sexual promiscuity and full-time campaigning was too much for him.

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Written by mytabloids

May 7, 2012 at 4:42 am

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