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BREAKING: Young North Korean leader can’t keep it up.

north korean leader rocket launchNorth Korea’s 30 year old Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un apparently has a problem that usually plagues men twice his age; when trying to “launch a rocket” he can’t manage to fully break free from earth’s atmosphere and achieve “insertion” into a stable orbit.

The Supreme Leader’s failure is seen as a shocking embarrassment for the xenophobic nation, which had hoped its newly minted leader would at least be able to hold up his end of the deal….

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Written by mytabloids

April 14, 2012 at 12:54 am

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