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BREAKING: Scalia strip searched after speeding ticket.

scalia, scotus, antonin, supreme court, strip searchOne day after altering U.S. law and siding with the majority to allow strip searches for even the most minor infractions of the law, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia got a “taste of his own medicine.”  Maryland State Police report that Justice Scalia was stopped for driving his black Cadillac Escalade at an “unsafe speed” and was remanded to the Frederick City Jail.  After being processed, Justice Scalia was stripped naked and forced to reveal his most intimate “nether regions.”

An anonymous trooper, who refused to release his name, said that they found “nothing unusual.”

“When he turned and spread his cheeks we saw an asshole, which is pretty much what we expected….”

Written by mytabloids

April 3, 2012 at 6:55 am

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