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BREAKING: Cheney heart transplant problems…again.

cheney heart transplantIt was revealed today that former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant at a Virginia Hospital and is apparently “do well.”

What has not reported is that this is the 32nd heart transplant that has been attempted.

“We have no idea what the problem is,” said chief cardiologist, Dr. Uwe Bromberg.  “But each time we do a complete match and everything points to a positive result — but his body just rejects the hearts.  I’ve never seen anything like it.  I can’t explain it…..”

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Written by mytabloids

March 25, 2012 at 6:44 am

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