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MEDICAL SHOCKER! Santorum has Post-Traumatic Nun Disorder

nuns  santorum imageAccording to newly published reports, GOP candidate Rick Santorum’s rantings about sex and contraception can be traced to an affliction called PTND, or Post Traumatic Nun Disorder.

“Mr. Santorum shows all the classic signs,” said psychologist Phillip Reardon.  “He is simple-minded, narcissistic, full of righteous indignation and basically unable to exist in the modern world.”

When pressed for details, Dr. Reardon said, “The harsh ideology of the Roman Catholic Church, particularly as administered by nuns with rulers across the knuckles, left a deep impact on Mr. Santorum.  He conflates women with those nuns and now, when he finds himself in a position of power himself, he wants to punish them — just as they punished him.”

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Written by mytabloids

March 4, 2012 at 6:52 am

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