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Breaking: Santorum admits, “College didn’t work for me!”

santorum evangelicals vote iowaIn an attempt to clarify recent remarks, Rick Santorum today told a crowd outside of Toledo that “I may have three degrees, but I’m as dumb as a box of rocks.  I mean, ladies and gentlemen, I think this proves my point that not everyone is well-served by going to college.”

 

 

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Written by mytabloids

March 2, 2012 at 3:59 am

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