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BREAKING: Newt will “Stay in race until I meet a hotter staffer!”

newt gingrich callistaIn no uncertain terms, candidate Newt Gingrich has vowed to fight on against the tyranny of Obama and his European Style Socialist Agenda, the liberal East Coast Elite and the imposition of Sharia Law in the United States ….”Until the GOP convention in August of 2012, or until I meet a younger female staffer who is hotter than Callista, whichever comes first!”

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Written by mytabloids

January 31, 2012 at 2:03 am

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