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Santorum says he has “One weird trick to lose weight, and win”

rick santorum, newtIn a hastily-called news conference today, Rick Santorum revealed little, but said he knows about “One crazy, weird old trick that can help people lose up to 20 pounds a week.” But, the candidate said, you can’t get the secret unless you click the link on his website, “RicksWeirdTrick.com” and make a large campaign donation at the same time.

“This isn’t some Internet scam,” The candidate insisted, but rather, “A weird trick that’s allowed me to stay a lot thinner than Newt Gingrich and to raise money.”

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January 21, 2012 at 4:40 am

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