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Breaking: Santorum Ad Sets Record!

santorum tv commercial ad daughterRick Santorum, who is hoping to rebound after a drubbing in New Hampshire, is running a new TV commercial in South Carolina in which he professes to be the “best chance” to beat President Obama. But there is more to it than that.

According to South Union College Political Science Professor Willard Scanlon, Santorum has set something of a dubious record.

“In one short :30 commercial, Rick was able to squeeze in three shots of him with his tragically ill daughter. According to our records, and this only goes back to the mid-80s, no other politician has dared be quite that blatant when it comes to “using” his children to political advantage.”

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