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BREAKING: Santorum commits mortal sin. Immediately condemned to eternal hellfire!

rick santorum prays humor“And it was going so well…”

According to Roman Catholic doctrine, Rick Santorum’s decision to engage in today’s primary debate in New Hampshire, and to skip the holy sacrament of Mass, means that he committed a “mortal sin.”

A priest in New Hampshire, after hearing of the transgression, responded;

“Well, from this day forward, he might as well have fun, because his soul will, upon his death, be sent directly to Hell, where “you know who” will suffer great indignities upon it. And he’d better hope that the Devil ain’t Gay!”

“If Santorum had just forgotten, or if the event had been of significant enough importance, he may have been able to skate by on this,” Said eminent Catholic theologian Clinton Cobb, “But there is no way that Rome is going to look the other way when you blow off mass for some stupid debate!”

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Written by mytabloids

January 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

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