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BREAKING: Perry finally remembers name of third Stooge

Texas Governor Rick Perry, who last night could not recall the names of all the Three Stooges when pointedly asked that question during a televised debate, today sought to explain his apparent lapse of memory.

“Seriously, I was just unsure whether I was being asked about just Moe, Larry and Curly — or whether I should also have considered Shemp. In the heat of the moment, under the extreme stress of a national debate, I guess I just “over thought” things….


Written by mytabloids

November 11, 2011 at 3:00 am

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