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Christie: “My gut told me it was the wrong time to run!”

governor chris christieNew Jersey Governor and darling of the GOP, Chris Christie, made it official today; he will stay home and concentrate on P90X instead of running to be the President of the United States.

“Something in my gut told me; this just isn’t the right time.”

Christie’s decision has given renewed hope to Democrats, who are anxious to run against the “crazy of the week.”

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Written by mytabloids

October 5, 2011 at 7:15 am

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