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BREAKING: East coast earthquake blamed on Obama jobs policies!

GOP lawmakers,including presidential hopefuls Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry, were quick to blame the 5.9 east coast earthquake on Barack Obama.

“This President has done absolutely nothing to create jobs — or to stabilize the tectonics of the North American Plate.” Said Bachmann, a well-known geological scholar. “It is just sinful and wrong.”

Perry, in remarks before a group of Houston business leaders, was quick to add, “Obama is a un-natural disaster. Y’all know what I mean, don’t ‘cha?”


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  1. I laughed. Then I cried, because I’ll probably see it in the real news tomorrow.


    August 26, 2011 at 5:21 am

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