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BREAKING: “Sweaters for Obama” campaign gains traction

Buoyed by continued Presidential wimpiness, a nationwide movement to send “Sweaters To Obama” has started to take hold. According to SFO CEO Cletus Millet, the campaign is intended to remind voters of the “last great American wimp President, Jimmy Carter.”

Millet has been urging supports to mail cardigan sweaters (hopefully wool, though blends are acceptable) to The White House.

“If he gets enough of these, maybe he’ll get the message,” Said Millet. “And if he doesn’t, well, at least he’ll be warm and comfy after he gets voted out next year.”

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Written by mytabloids

August 22, 2011 at 7:49 am

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