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BREAKING: Terror thwarted by choice of “2-3 day shipping.”

al qaeda bomb plane printer image Packages containing apparent bombs did not reach their destinations in the US, because the shipper chose the “2-3 day Super Saver” option when filling out the paperwork in Yemen.

“Al Qaeda has been severely hindered financially over the the past several years,” Said State Department spokesman William Kennedy.
“And it’s quite well known that they, like many cash-strapped American corporations, avoid “overnight” fees like the plague!”


Written by mytabloids

October 30, 2010 at 7:06 am

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