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BREAKING: O’Donnell – “Witches are fiscally conservative”

christine o'donnellSenate candidate Christine O’Donnell, in a video that is making the rounds of the Internet, apparently once “dabbled” in witchcraft. Bill Maher had her on his show “Politically Incorrect” in 1999, when she made the admission.

Despite this rather aberrant revelation, her campaign insists it’s all just part of her Tea Party cred.

“It is well known that witches and warlocks are fiscally and socially conservative,” Said campaign aide Larry Roth, “Christine’s statements, should, in no way, alter people’s understanding of her deep and abiding faith in deregulation and tax cutting policy.”


Written by mytabloids

September 19, 2010 at 7:09 am

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