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BREAKING NEWS: Koran won’t be burnt, but rather, deep-fat fried.

In a tip of the hat to American tastes and culture, as well as to the worldwide recrimination that has sprung forth since his initial announcement, the Pastor Terry Jones has chosen to alter his planned Koran burning.

“We’ve decided that, rather than a full-out burning, we’re going to drop these books into one of our friers and see how they come out. We realize that most Americans love fried food — so this just seemed like a natural to us. We’re gonna call ’em “Muslim Hush Puppies!”

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