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Tiger Woods moves to NYC for, “More hot waitresses”

Tiger Woods has abandoned his abode in the Florida sunshine and will move his domicile to the Big Apple, apparently because he’d run through most of the current wait staff in the Orlando area.

For a brief time, Tiger apparently considered moving to Memphis, the home town of the Perkins Restaurant chain, but settled on New York because he thought there “would be more delectable, quality items on the menu.”

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Written by mytabloids

September 5, 2010 at 6:18 am

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