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Obama will swim to prove Gulf is safe. Declines to swim in Detroit and Camden.

President Barack Obama will apparently strip down to his bathing trunks and dive into the Gulf of Mexico, in a gesture meant to assure American’s that the waters there are safe for even the nation’s biggest VIP.

“The president is ready to take this leap of faith,” Said White House spokesman Robert Gibbs.

When asked if the President would visit city pools in Detroit and Camden, Gibbs demurred.

“The President realizes there are issues in those cities, but even he isn’t crazy enough to go swimming there!”


Written by mytabloids

August 15, 2010 at 3:41 am

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