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Oil is gone. Was used to deep fat fry Southern food.

Officials in the Obama administration are applauding the “quick thinking” of the Gulf States for “using most of the Macondo well blowout oil to deep fat fry their favorite foods.”

“This exemplifies the can-do smarts of Americans,” said President Obama on Tuesday. “Give us lemons and we’ll make lemonade. Give us light, sweet crude — and we’ll make hush puppies!”

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