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CNN celebrates 250 years of Larry King

The cable network’s venerable talk-meister is all set to celebrate a quarter of a millennium of softball questions and total unpreparedness.

“Larry has made CNN what it is today,” said network CEO Alan Levy, who was then reminded by reporters that CNN is languishing in the ratings and is a distant second to Fox News.

“Exactly my point.” He replied. “Larry helped us take a third rate outfit and make it second rate! We are thrilled with his special and hope that you’ll enjoy it.”


Written by mytabloids

May 29, 2010 at 4:11 am

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