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BP will hire David Copperfield to make spill “disappear.”

Unable to actually do anything substantial to stop the millions of gallons of oil which are relentlessly flowing into the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum has announced that it has hired renowned magician David Copperfield to create the illusion that the gusher has been plugged.

“We haven’t got a freaking clue how to stop this the spill, which, at this point is the largest ecological disaster in history,” Said smiling BP spokesman Larry Carlton. “So we figured we might as well use a little “sleight of hand” to make everyone chill….”

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Written by mytabloids

May 22, 2010 at 8:23 am

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