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Obama nominates Frodo to Supreme Court

President Barack Obama, who seems to be full of surprises these days, has announced that the diminutive Hobbit, Frodo Baggins, is his nominee for the Supreme Court.

“Frodo has proven himself to be smart and resourceful.” Said The President. “These are qualities which I admire, and which I desire in the next justice of the Supreme Court.”

Frodo himself released a statement in which he said he was excited about the “quest” and thought that a seat on the SCOUTUS was “precious.”

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