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Huge dome to be lowered over Limbaugh to stop toxic spewing…

An independent engineering company has confirmed that they have been contracted to lower a “house sized” steel enclosure over radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, in an attempt to limit the toxic spillage which is flowing from him and polluting the entire nation.

“It’s a huge job.” Said Foreman Ralph McAllister. “We had to actually build this dome from scratch, since we didn’t have one in stock that was big enough.”

The hope is that once Limbaugh is contained, all of the toxic waste inside him can be siphoned off and stored in a containment area.

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  1. Love it!
    You could write for The Onion.

    Poker Face

    May 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm

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