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Mikelson wins Masters “Just to piss off” Tiger

Phil Mikelson, never a pal of Tiger Woods, said he won The Masters, “Just to piss off Tiger.”

“It was great fun,” Said Phil. “Tiger moped around the course and whined and tried desperately to be more warm and fuzzy, but at the end of the day, I whupped him good.”

Woods, in less-than-successful attempt to reign in his worst instincts said, “Eff Phil….”


Written by mytabloids

April 12, 2010 at 7:09 am

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